Set Phasers to Jaime Murray

I have been called many things, but I do believe today has been the first time I have been called “darling sweetie pie honey ma’am”

Bless you, tiny affectionate philippino lady

deathtodickens:

That time I realized my job would consist of the same conversations if I worked in Defiance.

Me: AW HELL YAS BERLIN IS SINGLE HOW YA DOIN CAN I GETCHA NUMBER
--3 minutes later--
Me: wait. Shit. No. NOOOOOOOOO

I’m that starship you get on, international
First officer’s seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable

'Cause I know what the girl them need,
Earth to Altair III
I got lipstick stains on my phaser,
If you know what I mean

Men betray Stahma: Talk shit get hit
Women betray Stahma: have some poison